Joaquin Phoenix: 'Rapper,' Or Just The Drunk Guy At The Party

If you haven't yet watched the video of Joaquin Phoenix rapping on stage at Lavo in Las Vegas Monday night, I suggest you do. I might also suggest that Phoenix not retire from acting to pursue a rap career, but I won't because I really don't care what that guy does. Though I do appreciate the conclusion of this spectacle.

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Oh, Pammy. You're so clever.

I'm so sick of these assholes

Cosmetics giveaway Jan 20 while supplies last

As a result of a 2004 class action lawsuit alleging price fixing, your favorite NYC department stores will be giving away cosmetics tomorrow (one item per person, while supplies last). HHHHwhat??? Yes.

Among the brands/products available: mascara, skin care, moisturizers and fragrances from Estée Lauder, Clinique, Lancome, Clarins, Chanel, Givenchy, Calvin Klein, L’Oréal and Christian Dior.

Participating stores: Macy's, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, Saks Fifth Avenue, Bloomingdale's, Bergdorf Goodman and more! You're welcome!

Cosmeticssettlement.com for more info.

Best Ringing-in-2009 Photo So Far

"I need an adult! I need an adult!"

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Tweet Away Your Dignity

Are you really that self-involved? "I've got to take out my cell phone and make sure everyone knows what I'm doing right now! And then again four minutes from now!" Tragic.

Incubus Greatest Hits Album? Seriously?

According to Incubus' MySpace Blog, the band will be releasing a greatest hits album next year. Thank you, Incubus, for giving me something to dissect the crap out of. I'm pretty much an Incubus loyalist, but if you asked me to make a record of Incubus' Greatest Hits, I can tell you right now it would be markedly different from what they'll be hawking this spring. I'm so ready, boys.