God Damn It, Gurl

Anyone who knows me knows that I pretty much have a ladyboner for Fiona Apple, because her music is fkng awesome. But GIRL WHAT IS WITH THE ENSEMBBBBBBBBB? Good God Jesus, I don't even know where to begin. Let's start with the SHOES. WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT. I'm sorry, are you an 86-year-old named Millie? No, so stop selecting footwear like one. And what on god's green earth told you to wear those shoes with THOSE TIGHTS with that dress? And then throw on a bra that ruins the silhouette of your dress and is also totally the wrong color? This hurts me. This hurts me in my heart. Is that a purse, or a giant velvet pouch for your silver??? I am literally pained by your presentation - DIY hair & makeup and your walking Vincent Van Gogh self portrait boyfie included*. Gurl, call me!!! Shit.





* Jonathan Ames, but isn't it more fun my way?

New Fiona!

This just in: Fiona Apple has recorded "Why Try To Change Me Now," the old Cy Coleman/Frank Sinatra gem. The song is on "Then Was Then And Now Is Now - A Tribute To Cy Coleman," a six-track compilation CD EP.



Track list:
1. The Best Is Yet To Come - Patty Griffin
2. The Rules Of The Road - Nikka Costa
3. Why Try To Change Me Now - Fiona Apple
4. Then Was Then And Now Is Now - Ambrosia Parsley
5. I'm Gonna Laugh You Right Out Of My Life - Julianna Raye
6. (I'm) In Love Again - Missy Higgins

No release date is available, but you can listen to Apple's track right here.