Crap Band of the Month

myspace.com/tokiohotel
This is what the majors are serving up now. How insulting.

Everyone Nose: So Good!

We've never actually thought N.E.R.D deserved anything more than a C, maybe C+ at best, but we can't get enough of their new single, "Everyone Nose." Maybe the third time's a charm?

Listen to this: Katy Perry

This bitch gon' be famous. The Glen Ballard-y production and poppy songwriting almost guarantees it. Plus, she's fuckin' sassy. The track she's getting the most attention for right now (which isn't even her best) is "Ur So Gay," a song about an ex-boyfriend who's totally lame and self-involved.

myspace.com/katyperry