Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix: 'Rapper,' Or Just The Drunk Guy At The Party

If you haven't yet watched the video of Joaquin Phoenix rapping on stage at Lavo in Las Vegas Monday night, I suggest you do. I might also suggest that Phoenix not retire from acting to pursue a rap career, but I won't because I really don't care what that guy does. Though I do appreciate the conclusion of this spectacle.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009


Oh, Pammy. You're so clever.

I'm so sick of these assholes

Monday, January 19, 2009

Cosmetics giveaway Jan 20 while supplies last

As a result of a 2004 class action lawsuit alleging price fixing, your favorite NYC department stores will be giving away cosmetics tomorrow (one item per person, while supplies last). HHHHwhat??? Yes.

Among the brands/products available: mascara, skin care, moisturizers and fragrances from Estée Lauder, Clinique, Lancome, Clarins, Chanel, Givenchy, Calvin Klein, L’Oréal and Christian Dior.

Participating stores: Macy's, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, Saks Fifth Avenue, Bloomingdale's, Bergdorf Goodman and more! You're welcome! for more info.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Best Ringing-in-2009 Photo So Far

"I need an adult! I need an adult!"
(click for full size)