#1 Angel Heart (1987)
Mickey Rourke is a chainsmoking 1950s "big city" PI investigating some shit for Satan (Robert DeNiro) and Lisa Bonet slits a chicken's throat & wipes the blood all over her face & titties. And then she bones Mickey Rourke. What?? C.
#2 Nine and a Half Weeks (1986)
This movie has no plot whatsoever. It's just a bunch of sex scenes and disturbing power plays. This film gets a half a grade bump solely for the tightness of Rourke's abs. I mean he really stepped it up. But why is this movie even famous/memorable? Oh yeah: tits. Kim Basinger bones Mickey Rourke every 90 seconds, and shows her tits like 40 times. Truthfully, this movie is pretty damn unwatchable. Rourke plays a total creep and Basinger is the Dipshit Woman who does whatever he says. This movie tries so hard to be someone's sexual fantasy... not mine. D- (for the abs).
#3 Rumble Fish (1983)
This movie gets bonus points for a) getting RHCP's "Righteous & the Wicked" stuck in my head b) teaching me that at one point in time Matt Dillon was
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